Vegan Gladiators & Their (Supposed) Sandals

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Did you know that the real-deal Gladiators were vegans? These overweight warriors who ate nothing but barely and beans shatter the pervasive stereotype of frail, weak herbivores. Analysis of the bones of more than 70 gladiators found in 2004 near Ephesus, the Roman capital of Asia Minor, contradicts traditional Hollywood images of macho carnivores with the physique of superheroes as well. Forensic anthropologists revealed these fighters had thicker bone density than their omnivorous counterparts – shattering yet another stereotype of the vegan diet; the calcium myth. How did they treat animals? That’s another story – and apparently, they didn’t actually wear sandals either. They fought bare-foot! But in accordance with the popular fantasy that they did don stylish, strappy sandals – here are a few styles to choose from that will certainly not get you a thumbs down.

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Commodus in ‘Gladiator’, played by the vegan Joaquin Phoenix

If you want to look like a barbarian without actually treating cows like one, check out these Splaff Gladiators at MooShoes, made from recycled tires and hemp:

Splaff Gladiator

When in Rome, do as the Romans didn’t – show up in a brown toe-post sandal from Vegetarian Shoes UK. Lightweight cork mid-sole, handmade in Portugal with a padded and contoured footbed, arch support and a deep heel cup. Lined with super-soft micro-fibre fake suede. Lightweight, patterned, Microcellular outsole. Adjustable strap lined with Soft-feel synthetic felt.

If you are more of an eco-warrior into the strappy buckles thing, these Birkenstock-inspired 3 Strap Sandals with faux-suede from Vegetarian Shoes UK should do the trick.

3 Strap Sandal

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Ladies, do not fear, your veg gladiator days are here as well from designers like Cri De Coeur, Steve Madden, and Burgois Boheme.

Benefit Brown Pleather Gladiator SandalMadden Girl Sicilly Black Pleather Gladiator Sandal

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  • Lillystomper

    lol loved this post:) thats really interesting, i didnt know that they did not eat meat. im going to try and see if i can find a recipe of what they ate. i saw a show where they were trying to take ave. people and turn them into gladiators, i do remember them eating a barley stew of some sort. i rememebr thinking it sounded good:)

  • mbtshoes

    wow
    nice!!!i like it very much
    thank you my friend to share with it

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  • http://shanniecakes.blogspot.com/ Shannie

    i was browsing some shoe stores today and was really sad that all the cute sandles were leather. thank you for this post it has seriously brightened my day… hello shoes! good bye tax return! thanks!

  • http://www.myspace.com/xjaxinx Kelly!

    Those Splaff Gladiators are hot. Hmm, so is that Joaquin one. ;)