Fur Real, Fill in the Blank

Posted August 19th 2010 at 5:27 pm by joshuakatcher

Just for fun, and the upcoming fur season (not so fun), I thought I’d do a fill-in-the-blank contest just to see who’s clever. The author of the  winning blurbs gets a digital copy of the photo below featuring their blurbs emailed to them for use around the inter-webs. Put on your thinking caps, and leave a comment below with your entry!

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  • http://chadfred.blogspot.com chad

    Woman: Fuck the Ewoks

    Man: Seriously

  • http://blog.rbigwood.com/ Rob Bigwood

    Woman : Oh dear my fur doesn’t match my murkin.
    Man : Bitches fur better match her murkin.

  • Jasmin

    Woman: Oh darling, do you think we’re bad people for wearing some poor creature’s fur?

    Man: It’s not like he’ll need it anyway…not now, in any case.

  • http://www.pirateradiotheband.com oren

    John, will people ever move out of caves?
    Someday, Martha, someday.

  • Victor

    Sally: Oh Hank! Thank you for the new faux fur coat you bought me for our aniversary! It’s just what I always wanted, and so warm! Plus, it doesn’t smell like a bear’s ass!

    Hank: Your welcome Sally. I purchased it from Stella McCartney’s new Fall 2010 collection, because real men know what women want: cruelty free fashion.

    http://stellamccartney.com/us/en/

  • http://www.thenailthatsticksup.com Sam

    Lucy: William, I just remembered I left the coffee-maker plugged in!
    William: Darling, fret not: we’ll be dead by morning.

  • john

    women: We’re the reason beautiful creatures are going extinct!
    Man:We’re making BIG mistakes…

  • http://www.PlanetSpeck.com Nick C.

    woman: oh darling, it’s un-BEAR-ably cold out.
    man: The bear thinks so too!

  • Ralph

    Woman: Look at all those people protesting fur! They’ll kill us!
    Man: It’s the people producing our coats that do the killing my dear.

  • Jess

    Woman: I’m so glad that you can protect me. You know, because you’re a man.
    Man: Yup. And you know I’m a man because I kill animals. It’s just what we do. Go cook me a steak, woman.

  • ey

    Woman: Honey, you look just dashing in that hat!
    Man: This is not what I meant by shaved beaver.

  • Ryan

    Woman: Finally…I look like that kid off “where the wild things are”…and i’m WARM!
    Man: Yes…it feels so warm to be so Cold…

  • http://ethicalazimuth.wordpress.com Nick

    Woman: Oh no, a bear! What should we do?!
    Man: Distract her! Pretend you’re her cub… so I can steal her designer coat.

  • mike

    Woman : This is warm
    Man : Yes this is a warm coat